Kata Mutiara dari ketiga personil Green Day

“There’s supposed to be a curfew at this shithole. We don’t do fucking curfews. We’ll go off when we want”

“We pride ourselves on trying to put on the best show we can and we’re not afraid to say that we happen to be the best live band in the world”

“To me, it doesn’t feel like it’s just another rock record that somebody put out. It feels like we taped into the culture a little bit”

“Punk is always something that’s going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point.”

“We put the fun back into dysfunctional”

“Rock bands are such pussies, you know? I honestly think that people are looking for something that’s more than just a piece of shit”

“The one thing that’s always stuck with us is that we’re crazy mother fuckers.”

“You’re the fucking leaders, you have the power. Don’t let these bastards dictate the rest of the world, or dictate your fucking life!”

“History will tell if we were really a good band or just a one day fly.”

“Punk is always something that’s going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point.”

“Attack your instruments. Don’t let them attack you.”

“I kind of became everyone’s weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string.”

“One thing I want to teach my son is sensitivity to other people. I want to teach him not to be this macho freak.”

“You want a drumstick? Like an ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?”

“I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now.”

“A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can’t wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you’re a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?”

“If someone falls down please pick them back up. Just because there’s not a fuckin’ camera in your face doesn’t mean you don’t have to lookout for each other.”

“Welcome to Montreal– fuck you’, would be a good sign at your highways.”

“This song’s off our album. It’s called Kerplunk. It’s kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it’s like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet.”

“Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1% lie about it.”

“When someone is in a car accident and they’re driving at 100 mph, drunk, who’s tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.”

“B-I-L-L-I-E J-O-E. My real name is Billie Joe. And it’s southern, my moms from Oklahoma and that’s how I got the name.”

“I fucking hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, I’ve always hated Lynyrd Skynyrd. Fuckin’ backwards ass hillbilly shit.”

“Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God.”

“A guy walks up to me and asks ‘What’s Punk?’. So I kick over a garbage can and say ‘That’s punk!’. So he kicks over the garbage can and says ‘That’s Punk?’, and I say ‘No that’s trendy!”

“They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy.”

“Punk rock is dead…and I fucking killed it.”

“Do you wanna have sex and get married?”

“[Our 'Waiting' video] was totally a failure. [MTV] doesn’t show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video – if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video — it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now.”

“We are not afraid to be entertainers.”

“Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball.”

“Music is the air that I breathe, it’s the blood that pumps through my veins.”

“Our passion is our strength.”

“Nobody leaves this band unless it’s in a coffin”

“Stand the fuck up! This isn’t a fucking coldplay show!”

“It’s my fucking life and you know what, nobody invited you…so there’s the door…see ya!”

“Y’know?”

“It’s my fucking life and you know what, nobody invited you…so there’s the door…see ya!”

“The day you become old is the day you’re not looking for new experiences anymore.”

“It’s no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won’t help you when you’re dead.”

“They always say ain’t that a bitch.Thats why the call them the obitchuaries.”

“I’m gonna be cremated. I don’t want to be stuck in any box. Maybe they’ll bury me upside down and plant a seed in my ass.”

“All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars.”

“I have a daughter and she’s the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”

“Stop throwing shit or I’ll jump in there and beat your ass.”

“I’ll remember 1994 as the year that ate shit…”

“We write music for ourselves and if other people like it, that’s great.”

“Don’t blame me for the explosion of punk rock. I didn’t know our music was going to get that big.”

“Dogs are gonna take over the world. It’s a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.”

“Are any of these vegetables magic? I mean, If I rub this bean on my foot will I run faster?”

“Green Day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good.”

“It’s the end of the day, I’ve got my chinese chicken salad, Mike’s a happy boy.”

“Tre doesn’t need to use a condom. He has a huge overlapping foreskin. He just ties it in a knot.”

“I always said that the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone”

“If my kid didn’t rebel, she wouldn’t be my kid”

“Then all of a sudden we got introduced to punk music and it was the coolest fuckin’ thing”

“The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.”

“The radio sounds good when we’re on it!”

“I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other’s company and smell each other on the rump”

“I think the listener can expect multiple audio orgasms and they’re gonna cum out of their earholes. I’m telling you, you won’t need Viagra when ‘Warning’ hits the stands”

“People think that we’re just good-looking guys with big dicks that play hot rock & roll. But we have feelings, too.”

“I was pleasantly surprised with emotions, goosebumps, erections, everything.”

“Roll, roll, roll the joint – twist it at the ends. Light it up and take a puff and past it to a friend.”

“It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s were you put that booger that counts.”

“I can count to four and repeat. I´m a drummer”

“No man can eat 50 eggs!”

” I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song”

“New Years Eve…we don’t remember. They said we had fun.”

“Everyone is entitled to our opinion”

“Condoms are for sailors.”

“The band is like a marriage. We get onstage and fuck each other!”

“Rock star outfits…commence!”

“It’s not about the way you pick your nose its where you place the booger that counts”

“I never jizz in my own socks!”

“The radio sounds good when we’re on it!”

“Don’t jack off a cactus, you’ll only hurt your hand and the cactus’ feelings”

“I wanna survive an avalanch”

“I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents”

“You can’t fuck with us now. We did it. We pulled it off.”

“I can suck my own.”

“I want to wash your grandmother.”

“You think your life is tough? Try being a parent”

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